Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit down and chill
I'll tell you how I became the princess of a town called Silent Hill

In West Silent Hill, Born and raised
On Hell's playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool
Just shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of cultists who were up to no good
Started making demons in my neighborhood
They summoned one little god and my dad got scared
He said "We're moving to Portland, there's no evil fog there"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said RAPE and I saw Pyramid Head in the mirror
If anything I could say this cab was rare
But I thought "Naw, forget it, I think I'll walk there"